I just have to laugh at these freaks…

So, the Outlaws remembered my birthday this year…but it wasn’t as profitable as last year. I was hoping for some cash-trumps-sincerity after their latest set of tirades and fiascos (attempting to kick me out of the house we’re living in for no other reason than Doug won’t tell them where I work. Like they REALLY Continue reading →

Um, yeah, sure, right.

Yesterday, Isaac had his 2nd set of tubes placed in his ears. Not a big deal by any stretch of the imagination after what this kid has been through, but still, it requred a hospital visit….which freaks the poor kid out after last year’s debacle with Doug. So, needless to say, it was not an Continue reading →

The latest delusion from Princess Pretendtocare

This is too choice NOT to share… So, yesterday, after a debacle of a birthday phone call to Colostomy by Doug (and I’m not going there…just know that it was NOT pretty…), Colostomy started going on and on about Princess Pretendtocare. Now, let me give y’all some background… Princess was stupid and without consulting Mr. Continue reading →

Ok…what are they up to?

So, since NASCAR officially puked in Isaac’s room (Photos to follow at a later date..), we’ve been wondering what the outlaws are up to, especially after the latest round of “gifts.”   So, we got told that there were some NASCAR Die casts coming…so, when we called about the border (That’s another post for when Continue reading →

Ok..Now, I’m just irritated.

As Isaac’s birthday gets closer, the Outlaws become more and more…shall I say…DESPERATE. They’re pulling their usual one-upsmanship. They find out that my ‘rents are doing something super cool and nice…and they have to attempt to top them, in a desperate attempt to make Isaac love them.   So, today, we get an overnighted postal Continue reading →

Delusional. Delusional, I tell you!

There is something to be said for not having any kids, and attempting to buy presents for family member’s children. There is also something to be said for knowing age, and knowing basically what a child can do at that age. There is definately something to be said for having the brain power to pick Continue reading →

another from the “that’s a surprise” files

Colostomy said last year’s lawn building up fiasco would elminate the flooding. I told him he was full of it, because we’re NOT on a hill..and they scaped it FLAT instead of making it a hill… want proof? Yeah…Told him… and I’m just going to have a heart attack and DIE from that surprise!

On the first day of Christmas…

The outlaws gave to Doug…. A box of tissues from the basement. So, the outlaws are famous for their innapropriate gifts and stuff from their basment that they pawn off as gifts and send to us. This year, they sent Doug’s birthday box late, and we were all betting on what from the baesment would Continue reading →

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