Me: I need a yarn swift.
Doug: A what?
Me: A yarn swift. I have to wind this intoa ball.
Doug: Ok…how much is that going to cost?
Me: YOU! You’re my yarn swift! Now swiftly hold my yarn so I can wind it into a ball. Tangle this, and you’re dead.
After tha was done, he proceded to find out what a real yarn swift was. He said I needed one post haste. I like my free one, though!